I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
This is totally how that scene went
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
i don’t know if i should laugh or cry
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The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
The two people in the front wearing one shirt.
Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?
WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW
WHY IS IT BACK
no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
"it’s just their opinion, you should respect that"
that opinion doesn’t respect me, that opinion keeps me from having rights, and that fucking opinion dehumanizes me
why the FUCK would i respect that